Gone are the days I’d strive to or pretend to be cool. If it’s not convenient and/or comfortable then I’m not interested.  Maybe I take convenience too far.  I am a proud owner of a minivan.  There is not an ounce of shame I have in utilizing magical vehicle doors that open with a press of a button in my hands while arms are full!

When I started running, I was curious where to put all the crap I needed. Arm bands are fine for the gym or treadmill when you just need a music playing device, but I require many more items on an outdoor run.

  1. I wish I had the spitting skills of a lot of runners.  I’d hock a loogie with pride!  As a phlegm release failure, I am a snotty disaster ripping kleenex’s out of where ever they could be stashed for a trumpet sounding disembarkment from my head.
  2. I’m running mouth open while saliva vaporizes from my mouth drying the lips.  I need chaptstick for comfort is everything!
  3. If I’m not running at home, I need keys to the vehicle.
  4. Lastly, I must have a cell phone.  Not only is this required for music, but also for GPS to map my run and tell distance and speed, a drill sergeant to yell at me to go faster and a lifeline.  I don’t want to die!  I’m running for health.  If I break something or a body part gives out, I need to make a call. I’m not a spring chicken anymore.

Kleenex, chapstick, keys and cell phone won’t naturally tuck into my skin tight attire that leaves no room for giggling. On a mission to make running more convenient, I started researching what contraptions I could wear during.  The answer seemed to be a running belt.  This doesn’t sound too bad, but in reality it is a fanny pack.  While I’ve bent in all other areas for convenience, I was not ready for the fanny pack bandwagon.  Reluctantly, I hoped on board.

I have no regrets and will continue to sport my very stylish running belt whenever needed.  I even wore it to soccer practices and games that I assisted coach.  Seriously, I have no limits and my kids will be utterly embarrassed by me someday.

During cold weather running, I started using a vest with zip pockets which was really convenient too.  I now have a thinner vest and running jacket with zip pockets as well.  I’ll have no excuse to not get moving with all my luxurious gear.

The fanny pack was so amazing I bought myself another smaller one, two of my sister’s one and my husband one. Now they all have one less reason to not run with me. Go get yours today!

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